The stealthiest cat alive…

Thought it would make some people laugh, God knows some of us need to right now.

Boxing Match Ends in a Draw!

The ring was set as fans flocked in for the highly anticipated match between boxing legends, Killer Karis and Cut-throat Curtis. Both athletes came to the ring in top condition and ready to face their opponent.

The betting firm of F & A Hopes, stated for the press that wages were at an all time high, although split between the contenders.

The 6 Round Match got underway with the roar of the crowd! Ultimately, Rounds 1, 3, and 5 were awarded to Killer Karis, and Rounds 2, 4 and 6 were awarded to Cut-throat Curtis, thus completing the match at a draw. Judges were amazed at the agility and cunning form of both contenders.

A rematch is highly anticipated. Watch your local news for future announcements.

Denise, John’s mom, showed me this the other day and I just died laughing!  Thought since most of us go to them for something, we’d get a kick out of it!! Enjoy!!

Trae Updated so you can actually watch it.

This all started when after Kimberly and I finished watching The Other Boleyn Girl, I sent Karis a text message joking about the death of Anne Boleyn.  The text was this: “The Other Boleyn Girl is a decent movie.  Did you know she dies in the end?”  To my amazement Karis must have fell asleep in school during the Tudor period of history.  So I figured I’d share a few more historic facts that Karis doesn’t know.

• Joan of Arc was burned at the stake for heresy
• The Titanic hit an iceberg and sank
• The Hindenburg erupted into flames in New Jersey
• The Wright Brothers developed the first airplane
• George Washington Carver invented over 100 uses for the peanut
• The Hoover dam was named after President Herbert Hoover, not the vacuum company.
• Pocahontas was in love with John Rolfe (and married him), not John Smith as Disney would want you to believe.
• Mark Felt–former assistant director of the FBI–was the infamous Deep Throat, not Forest Gump.
• Commodus was murdered by conspirators, not killed by Maximus Decimus Meridius.
• July 4th is the celebration of America’s independence from foreign rule.
• The Chinese pioneered fireworks.
• Berlin is no longer divided into East and West sectors.

Just some information that Karis probably doesn’t know or was mistaken because she’d rather learn history from fiction.

Love ya, Sis!!

UPDATE 4:56PM: I was informed that there could be a number of historic facts that Karis doesn’t know.  Feel free to add a few in the comments. Like Jonas Salk…inventor of the polio vaccine.

I don’t know why I find these weird things about crazy mothers and their crazy antics, but I get a feed everyday from Cool Tools.  This site normally offers different useful tools everyday that many times are really cool things…hence the name Cool Tools.   But today’s post was wild, a little off the beaten path. 

Today’s post was on HypnoBirthing. According to the site HypnoBirthing is:

Hypnobirthing is a technique that requires meditation, practice, and a quiet atmosphere during labor and delivery. No drugs are used and if done correctly, women who use the technique are said to experience little pain. Overall, it promotes transcending pain so a woman can experience birthing as other animals do. If you think about a cat, a deer, or any other mammal, during birth you would notice how quiet and calm they are. Our bodies are designed for this process, and hypnobirthing methods, including visualization, meditation, exercises and positions like the "Polar Bear" and "Leaping Frog," empower a woman with this reminder.

The Cool Tools site has some excerpts from the book, and illustrates the craziness that people are doing these days.  It also will have a link to the Diaper Free book that is what I posted on last time.

A friend showed me this and I thought y’all would get a kick outa it! ENJOY!!!

TRAE UPDATE: I embedded the video.